Dora's Nursing

Medicine for Southerners, GYN edition

Nurse K: Have you had any surgeries before?

Patient: yeah, on my stomach.

Nurse K: What was the surgery for?

Patient: Fireballs.

Nurse K: I’m sorry, say that one again?

Patient: Fireballs. On my womb.

Nurse K: **records “Fibroids” and moves on**

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Patient: Where the fuck am I?
Me: Hospital. You took too much booze, weed and 14 Zanex tablets.
Friends: Yeah, man, you passed out n shit. You were deranged!
Patient: I'm hospitalised! How fucking cool is that! where are my fucking clothes?
Me: Stop swearing. There are other people here that don't like to hear that.
Patient: They're old, no-one cares. Where are my clothes?
Me: Yes well at least they are continent.
Patient: ...?
Me: YOU PISSED YOURSELF.

Life Isn’t Fair

Today is a rough day. Both my patients are young and so sick. A 26 year old with Lymphohistiocytosis HLH (Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis) with multisystem failure. My other patient a 30 year old with acute leukemia. Both with poor to fair prognosis. Families are super nice and heartbroken. It’s not fair. I just want to cry.

Stronger | Seattle Childrens Hospital (by rumsssauce)

I love this it’s sad but happy and full of hope and love and the nurses rock. Happy Nurses Week :)

I’m a Nurse I save lives. What do you do?

Happy Nurses Week ^_^

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—	dorameulman

Happy Nurses Day ^_^

Instrumental Examination of Adults With Dysphagia: Anatomy and Physiology Series (by ASHAWeb)