Online ACLS simulator
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LAD.
Patient: Where the fuck am I?
Me: Hospital. You took too much booze, weed and 14 Zanex tablets.
Friends: Yeah, man, you passed out n shit. You were deranged!
Patient: I'm hospitalised! How fucking cool is that! where are my fucking clothes?
Me: Stop swearing. There are other people here that don't like to hear that.
Patient: They're old, no-one cares. Where are my clothes?
Me: Yes well at least they are continent.
Patient: ...?
Me: YOU PISSED YOURSELF.
Life Isn’t Fair
Today is a rough day. Both my patients are young and so sick. A 26 year old with Lymphohistiocytosis HLH (Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis) with multisystem failure. My other patient a 30 year old with acute leukemia. Both with poor to fair prognosis. Families are super nice and heartbroken. It’s not fair. I just want to cry.
Stronger | Seattle Childrens Hospital (by rumsssauce)
I love this it’s sad but happy and full of hope and love and the nurses rock. Happy Nurses Week :)
Instrumental Examination of Adults With Dysphagia: Anatomy and Physiology Series (by ASHAWeb)
